Teddy blushed and went to brush his teeth. When he went downstairs to eat before they left, he saw that Coach had put out two Boosts. On each of them was a post-it note reading “Drink Me.”Ĭoach was sporting a new pair of sunglasses, looking handsome as he ordered Teddy two cinnamon roles. “Sam! Good to see you! I didn’t realize you were in town.” As Teddy ate, a man, rather classically handsome and around Coach’s age, approached him.Ĭoach smiled and stood up. “Just a short trip to visit Mom before I leave for vacation. Next time we should definitely get together.” At this point, Sam noticed Teddy. “Oh excuse me, Sam…this is my…” Coach paused wondering what word he wanted to use. Teddy, too, was curious but also a little afraid of what Coach was going to say. I would say husband but I can’t get Teddy to say yes.” Coach winked at Teddy.
It was obvious that Sam was surprised to hear this. Teddy had forgotten to finish chewing and trying to chew, swallow, and reply, there came a garbled, “Nith to meeth you.” Coach reveled.
It was unclear how much was snark or conversation.Ĭoach chuckled. But it turns out my Teddy Bear doesn’t have any metabolism. I mean I figured maybe it would just be a few relationship pounds but then he just blew right up.” Coach puffed out his cheeks.